i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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