Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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