who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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