Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
