fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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