Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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