Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize