so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Mom said you looked used
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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