I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
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I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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