Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
smell my finger.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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