She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
