Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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