WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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