It's like God shit irony all over that family
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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