as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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