Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
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My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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