at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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