Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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