This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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