apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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