that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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