I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
