Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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