I never want to see another naked old woman again.
only if we run a train.
done.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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