my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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