oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
and she was petting her beer can
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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