At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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