is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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