is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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