Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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