hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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