Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
it's like iHOP with fire
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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