I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground