She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
21 Embarrassing Stories From Adults Who’ve Crapped Their Pants
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky