Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
there was a trapeze. enough said
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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