i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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