Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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