I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
the raccoons are back...
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