Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Randomize