you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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