I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
tell me about the fingering
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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