high people should be assigned attendants
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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