Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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