Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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