I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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We had to coat check the pizza.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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