i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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