Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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