If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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