her vagine was all disorganized.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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