before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Two words: nipple clamps
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