Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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