I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I need to align my fucking chakras
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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