She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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