you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
