The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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